This is not my cat. I do not know where she came from. Just kind of walked through the front door and plopped on the couch, but apparently I now belong to her and she gets upset when I stop petting her or get up. She’s very needy….. I did not sign up for this!
I see these posts all the time

Where a random cat just comes into peoples houses and claims the place. Personally, I thought it was just a bunch of 1 in a million chances bull shit. However, it happened to me. I now have a cat…. err well rather a cat now has me.


that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean


i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via ciarachimera)


i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

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I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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I won’t need to use this anymore but just putting it out there for anyone who binds with Underworks binders

psa for anyone who’s money issues are tight.

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everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

(via doctor-dildo)


just a reminder she still in hell cutting frogs rip in peace

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If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via nocturnaliity)


5 nights at Freddy’s: night 6

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