polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

mythicgeek:

whippedcloudsofcream:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark.

^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.

(via ye-for-kitty-titties)

disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

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unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

(Source: unamusedsloth, via do-not-feed-the-animal)

"Strong and independent? I’m neither. I’m just being pushed along by reality, whether I like it or not."

Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via durianquotes)

         

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timothydelaghetto:

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

That was the hottest post I’ve ever read. 

(via nostopdasgay)

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
tastefullyoffensive:

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moyazb:

mindthefilth:

Poster reads:
"WE DON’T wanna MARRY, WE JUST wanna FUCK (and flame, freak out, flaunt it, fuck up, figure it out, figure it out again, and do something with our lives that isn’t just about property rights and patriarchy, OK?)"
by QACC (Queers Against Capitalist Crap)

GPOY

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

(via androgynously-yours)

heirloom-harvest:

psychedelicatessenn:

Omg (‘: so cute

I was about to type that! ^ haha it’s adorable, and relative. 
opinion of anime over time
pre-weeb: oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
naruto phase: I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
the Full Weeb: IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
post-naruto: naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
post-weeb: anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
accidentally finding an anime I like: it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
weeb-in-denial: I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
post-weeb weeb: Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI

levayajade:

sketchythiings:

victoryshallbeminehahahaha:

killedmycatatemytailor:

pr1nceshawn:

Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…

Pam’s going far in life.

Ricky’s going pretty far too

Too brilliant to not reblog.

Alan is going to die alone

I respect Freddie

(via shesaidbabeyoulooksocool)

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